Nah. It’s called being fed up — hasta la coronilla — with all the fantasies of peaceful dialogue, if not transparent and fair elections.
And damn, I always wondered about Carolina Herrera. Some of her red gowns were suspicious. ;-)
100% real and as serious as a heart attack. El Guarimbero Mayor is Robert Alonso. You can follow him on Twitter: @RobAlonso (I can’t believe I’m publicizing this)
Robert Alonso is not well in the head. He’s not on talking terms with his sister. Alonso used the government-infiltrated “Paracachitos” scheme to embezzle a lot of money from the operation’s financiers. Paracachitos was real and was infiltrated early on by the regime. A few General’s made the mistake of getting snarled. Nobody believed the regime! You should not waste your time with this person.
Mire como tranco, mire como tranco!!!!!! hahahahahaha
You made my day with this video. And the worst part is Chavismo probably owns their crazy bastard too. We should propose a celebrity dead match between this two luminaries
Many Venezuelan oppositionists – maybe because they have been living in Miami and Europe for so long – actually believe that the Venezuelan politics can be compared to what they have in the normal countries they live in (US, EU countries and even other free countries in Latin America).
It hurts me to say, but they are very very wrong. No, grandpa above is not some sort of Venezulan crazy Tea Party fanatic, he resembles more a desperate Jew living in Munich in 1935. No, the Chavistas are not the Democrats, they are more like Hitler’s SA. Grandpa above mentions the Ley de Comunas (it was approved yesterday) two times in this “funny” video, if you read about this law you will see the same kind of law that abolished private property in Cuba and Zimbabwe.
Hay iluminados para todos los gustos. Para algunos es el Profeta, para otros es Alonso. En este video hay mucha arrechera y desesperación. El carajo está harto de la estafa chavista, como muchos venezolanos. Hace unos meses escribí sobre la intoxicación psicosocial que nos han dejado estos años de locura: http://runrun.es/impacto/65529/intoxicados-por-isaac-nahon-serfaty.html
Cuántas familias con 4 carros cree este pana que hay en Venezuela?
Me alegra sentirme aludido como “este pendejo no tiene carro”.
Priceless. Este pana la tiene clara (NOT).
PD: que alguien le explique al pana con un diagramita como puede pasar una moto (vehículo de preferencia de los colectivos paramilitares) a través de la típica calle de urbanización de dos carriles, si en esta se encuentran atravesados dos carros. De ser necesario, mostrarle algún video de un motorizado manejando por la acera.
En su calle quizás el promedio sean tres autos por familia.
El tipo, como los chavistas que no entienden el concepto de “tasa”, no tiene ni idea de lo que es el promedio en la ciudad, mucho menos en el país.
Ni se diga que las motos también pueden pasar por las aceras, o que en los alrededores de Miraflores no hay tantas residencias con carros, ni mucho menos que un presidente NO RENUNCIA Y SE VE OBLIGADO A TOMAR UN HELICÓPTERO POR ESTAR RODEADO DE CARROS… a menos que sea ocofóbico… ¿será que la CIA sabe que Nico es ocofóbico y en eso se basa esta estrategia?
The correspondent word of “Impressive” in my language has the meaning of “unbelievable”, I thought that in English it had the same meaning, but i see now that “impressive” means that a positivive/good thing happened. Anyway, thanks.
Marc,
Con cuántos familiares o amigos has hablado tú en los últimos 6 meses que vivan en parroquias donde Maduro haya ganado (según CNE) en abril de 2013?
Con todo respeto: tu comparación con el SA alemán muestra que no tienes ni la más mínima idea de historia. Esta no se estudia en la tele.
Y no, no pensamos que los chavistas de mediano o alto nivel sean demócratas.
Chamo, y si no son familiares o amigos cercanos, al menos buenos conocidos que no estén trabajando para ti o tus familiares. Los tienes? Los escuchas a ellos?
“Con todo respeto: tu comparación con el SA alemán muestra que no tienes ni la más mínima idea de historia. Esta no se estudia en la tele.”
Either you are in complete denial (it’s normal in situations like that) or you are just ignorant about what is happening in Venezuela from your exile/high horse in a Scandinavian country. The colectivos and GNB modus operandi is exactly the same of the SA. They just don’t kill as many people as the SA did by now, but they sure will. And when it happens I’m pretty sure that you will remain in complete denial. “NO, IT CAN´T BE! NO, NO, NO, WE ARE NOT SYRIA OR CUBA!”
I’m very sorry to burst you bubble, but yes, this is fascism:
Tengo acceso a vídeos como los que muestras (hint, hint: we have Youtube here as well, 40 times faster in fact), a informes peores (hint, hint: I can read and listen by Skype from all kinds of people in Venezuela).
Tengo varios amigos que viven cerquita de donde fue tomado eso. Y otros que viven en zonas
donde las agresiones de la GN han sido peores (ni idea tendrás de lo que pasó en Tocuyito o en zonas pobres de Valencia o de Barquisimeto).
Tú realmente no has visto nada ni sabes nada de lo que ocurrió en tiempos del nazismo
ni en mil otras ocasiones.
Peor: no sabes qué vas a conseguir con las acciones que supuestamente apoyas. No sabes cómo vas a ir de X a Y. No has pensado en qué va a hacer el 99% de la población. Menos qué va a pasar después de Y, si Z1 o Z2 o Z3 son probables o no.
Lo absolutamente peor de todo: eres tan ingénuo que me dices que estoy en una burbuja en Escandinavia o en la Cochinchina cuando TÚ eres el que no conoces a la gigantesca mayoría de la población que está en estos momentos en Venezuela.
¿Qué edad tienes? Independientemente de la edad: ¿cuánto tiempo has pasado en tu vida escuchando a la gente que vive en sitios como La Guaira, Calabozo, Punto Fijo o Coche? No me refiero necesariamente a chavistas. A todo el mundo. ¿Tienes amigos allí? ¿Estás en contacto con esa gente? ¿Qué te dice? Maduro va a temblar? ¿Las fuerzas de milicos lo van a sacar del país? ¿Te dicen eso? Y ¿qué más te dicen de sus vidas? Porque tienes amigos allí, ¿no?
Y no me refiero al par (literalmente) de que del Oeste se cuela para ir a “ayudar a la resistencia” en Altamira.
Creo que todo el mundo aquí tiene de una u otra manera más contacto con esa gente o gente parecida, que conforman la gigantesca mayoría de la población, que tú.
Y te lo he dicho mil veces: hay un montón de maneras de estar activo sin estar incendiando ramas de árboles o quemando kioskos o lanzando molotovs a tanquetas cada día.
Y ese montón de maneras tendrá más repercusiones que estas acciones que tú estás apoyando.
Now we know why the “Paracachitos” failed. Poor Maria Conchita, who is fighting the good fight against Sean Penn, Oliver Stone, Danny Glover, et. al. …
Everyday this blog insists on proving Vallenilla Lanz right ” Venezuela is a nut house and always in need a ‘gran loquero’ (a master at dealing with nuts )” . , Early in the last century we had Gneral Gomez as a ‘Gran Loquero’ now we have no one . In fact now we have a nut as Gran Loquero , In charge of running the funny farm . !!
He’s not on national TV, he was taken out of VTV when the audio of him insulting Diosdado surfaced. He’s now doing his show on the internet from his home TV studio.
What is up with all the Hiatal hernias with these people? They can’t even speak. If by chance the government is deposed, please don’t make this guy “Ministro del Transporte”.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery–Winston Churchill
21st Century Socialism is a philosophy of theft, the creed of hatred, and the gospel of undoing sovereignty, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of corruption–A casual observer
I read the book “Confessions of an economic hitman” by John Perkins. It is based on his personal experience as an “Economic Hitman” working for a US Consulting firm. His job was to convince Foreign Countries about the viability of certain projects like a power plant or re-building a bridge or a natural disaster stricken area. The data used to support it was all fictitious promising an extraordinary ROI. Then through bribes he made sure the project got approved, financed and awarded only to US contractors at 10x the lowest bid.
I am convinced that Nicolas Maduro is an Economic Hitman working for the US government. He is successfully destroying Venezuela and accusing the US of being behind a plot to oust him. He is using blame reversal tactics all the time but is also distracting everybody from seeing his ulterior motives: those of an economic hitman. He will destroy Venezuela and maybe provoke economic sanctions but he will not fight back, he will just surrender and will “stay active but under the political radar” because he will be compensated and years later because Venezuelans have short memory (remember CAP) he will be back in power supported by the US or Europe again.
Those of you who think Cuba is behind everything just need to sit over a café cortado with a Cuban friend and realize that they are not Smarter than any average Latin American citizen.
Just a theory, I have no proof whatsoever.
Cooking on a finances is really critical to numerous people in present-day economic local climate.
When I obtained up in the morning, the again of my hair was gentle, and the French
twist was down. ” As beforehand noted, the album is a collection of go over tunes and is scheduled for release in the U.
OMG thank you so much for sharing that! Is that Maria Conchita Alonso’s brother?
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yes!
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And of Daktari (Sp?) and cachitos fame.
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Great! Finally, the illegitimate President can show, to the world, this well thought out CIA plan.
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Did someone forget their medication this morning?
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Nah. It’s called being fed up — hasta la coronilla — with all the fantasies of peaceful dialogue, if not transparent and fair elections.
And damn, I always wondered about Carolina Herrera. Some of her red gowns were suspicious. ;-)
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This is GOLD! so funny!
But is it real?
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100% real and as serious as a heart attack. El Guarimbero Mayor is Robert Alonso. You can follow him on Twitter: @RobAlonso (I can’t believe I’m publicizing this)
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The ending is the most hilarious part. Carrocarrocarrooooportodoslaoscoñooooo!
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Im don’t know what to say,really….um…thanks?
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Robert Alonso is not well in the head. He’s not on talking terms with his sister. Alonso used the government-infiltrated “Paracachitos” scheme to embezzle a lot of money from the operation’s financiers. Paracachitos was real and was infiltrated early on by the regime. A few General’s made the mistake of getting snarled. Nobody believed the regime! You should not waste your time with this person.
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BTW, last I heard, this low-life was working as a chofer for a medical firm transporting elderly people. I doubt he still has that job.
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what I’m trying to say… RA is a sociopath
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Brilliant! Is this from el Chiguire? I see no credits to this video
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it’s hilarous how the oppo radicals are virtually the same as the chavismo radicals
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Mire como tranco, mire como tranco!!!!!! hahahahahaha
You made my day with this video. And the worst part is Chavismo probably owns their crazy bastard too. We should propose a celebrity dead match between this two luminaries
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Many Venezuelan oppositionists – maybe because they have been living in Miami and Europe for so long – actually believe that the Venezuelan politics can be compared to what they have in the normal countries they live in (US, EU countries and even other free countries in Latin America).
It hurts me to say, but they are very very wrong. No, grandpa above is not some sort of Venezulan crazy Tea Party fanatic, he resembles more a desperate Jew living in Munich in 1935. No, the Chavistas are not the Democrats, they are more like Hitler’s SA. Grandpa above mentions the Ley de Comunas (it was approved yesterday) two times in this “funny” video, if you read about this law you will see the same kind of law that abolished private property in Cuba and Zimbabwe.
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This Cesar Vidal clearly explains true the nature of the monster we have as government.
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This video deserves its own post!
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Can someone make a word cloud for this video?
“Casita casita carrito carrito casita carrito guarimpeiro nojo carrito COMOCOÑO carrito casita casita”
I can’t event.
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Emiliana that´s child´s play! Listen to this guy screaming for CIA colonization: http://youtu.be/SBZkTJLsBHk
There are few things as funny as a pissed off Maracucho.
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Hay iluminados para todos los gustos. Para algunos es el Profeta, para otros es Alonso. En este video hay mucha arrechera y desesperación. El carajo está harto de la estafa chavista, como muchos venezolanos. Hace unos meses escribí sobre la intoxicación psicosocial que nos han dejado estos años de locura: http://runrun.es/impacto/65529/intoxicados-por-isaac-nahon-serfaty.html
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Cuántas familias con 4 carros cree este pana que hay en Venezuela?
Me alegra sentirme aludido como “este pendejo no tiene carro”.
Priceless. Este pana la tiene clara (NOT).
PD: que alguien le explique al pana con un diagramita como puede pasar una moto (vehículo de preferencia de los colectivos paramilitares) a través de la típica calle de urbanización de dos carriles, si en esta se encuentran atravesados dos carros. De ser necesario, mostrarle algún video de un motorizado manejando por la acera.
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En su calle quizás el promedio sean tres autos por familia.
El tipo, como los chavistas que no entienden el concepto de “tasa”, no tiene ni idea de lo que es el promedio en la ciudad, mucho menos en el país.
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Ni se diga que las motos también pueden pasar por las aceras, o que en los alrededores de Miraflores no hay tantas residencias con carros, ni mucho menos que un presidente NO RENUNCIA Y SE VE OBLIGADO A TOMAR UN HELICÓPTERO POR ESTAR RODEADO DE CARROS… a menos que sea ocofóbico… ¿será que la CIA sabe que Nico es ocofóbico y en eso se basa esta estrategia?
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si mal no recue3rdo el carajo vive en miami. Me imagino que sus expectativas en venezuela son muy altas.
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Impressive video of San Cristobal today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0LjAtHxXEs
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Impressive???? That’s not the adjective that comes to mind.
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The correspondent word of “Impressive” in my language has the meaning of “unbelievable”, I thought that in English it had the same meaning, but i see now that “impressive” means that a positivive/good thing happened. Anyway, thanks.
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Marc,
Con cuántos familiares o amigos has hablado tú en los últimos 6 meses que vivan en parroquias donde Maduro haya ganado (según CNE) en abril de 2013?
Con todo respeto: tu comparación con el SA alemán muestra que no tienes ni la más mínima idea de historia. Esta no se estudia en la tele.
Y no, no pensamos que los chavistas de mediano o alto nivel sean demócratas.
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Chamo, y si no son familiares o amigos cercanos, al menos buenos conocidos que no estén trabajando para ti o tus familiares. Los tienes? Los escuchas a ellos?
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“Con todo respeto: tu comparación con el SA alemán muestra que no tienes ni la más mínima idea de historia. Esta no se estudia en la tele.”
Either you are in complete denial (it’s normal in situations like that) or you are just ignorant about what is happening in Venezuela from your exile/high horse in a Scandinavian country. The colectivos and GNB modus operandi is exactly the same of the SA. They just don’t kill as many people as the SA did by now, but they sure will. And when it happens I’m pretty sure that you will remain in complete denial. “NO, IT CAN´T BE! NO, NO, NO, WE ARE NOT SYRIA OR CUBA!”
I’m very sorry to burst you bubble, but yes, this is fascism:
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Mark,
Tengo acceso a vídeos como los que muestras (hint, hint: we have Youtube here as well, 40 times faster in fact), a informes peores (hint, hint: I can read and listen by Skype from all kinds of people in Venezuela).
Tengo varios amigos que viven cerquita de donde fue tomado eso. Y otros que viven en zonas
donde las agresiones de la GN han sido peores (ni idea tendrás de lo que pasó en Tocuyito o en zonas pobres de Valencia o de Barquisimeto).
Tú realmente no has visto nada ni sabes nada de lo que ocurrió en tiempos del nazismo
ni en mil otras ocasiones.
Peor: no sabes qué vas a conseguir con las acciones que supuestamente apoyas. No sabes cómo vas a ir de X a Y. No has pensado en qué va a hacer el 99% de la población. Menos qué va a pasar después de Y, si Z1 o Z2 o Z3 son probables o no.
Lo absolutamente peor de todo: eres tan ingénuo que me dices que estoy en una burbuja en Escandinavia o en la Cochinchina cuando TÚ eres el que no conoces a la gigantesca mayoría de la población que está en estos momentos en Venezuela.
¿Qué edad tienes? Independientemente de la edad: ¿cuánto tiempo has pasado en tu vida escuchando a la gente que vive en sitios como La Guaira, Calabozo, Punto Fijo o Coche? No me refiero necesariamente a chavistas. A todo el mundo. ¿Tienes amigos allí? ¿Estás en contacto con esa gente? ¿Qué te dice? Maduro va a temblar? ¿Las fuerzas de milicos lo van a sacar del país? ¿Te dicen eso? Y ¿qué más te dicen de sus vidas? Porque tienes amigos allí, ¿no?
Y no me refiero al par (literalmente) de que del Oeste se cuela para ir a “ayudar a la resistencia” en Altamira.
Creo que todo el mundo aquí tiene de una u otra manera más contacto con esa gente o gente parecida, que conforman la gigantesca mayoría de la población, que tú.
Y te lo he dicho mil veces: hay un montón de maneras de estar activo sin estar incendiando ramas de árboles o quemando kioskos o lanzando molotovs a tanquetas cada día.
Y ese montón de maneras tendrá más repercusiones que estas acciones que tú estás apoyando.
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Now we know why the “Paracachitos” failed. Poor Maria Conchita, who is fighting the good fight against Sean Penn, Oliver Stone, Danny Glover, et. al. …
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Everyday this blog insists on proving Vallenilla Lanz right ” Venezuela is a nut house and always in need a ‘gran loquero’ (a master at dealing with nuts )” . , Early in the last century we had Gneral Gomez as a ‘Gran Loquero’ now we have no one . In fact now we have a nut as Gran Loquero , In charge of running the funny farm . !!
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We NEED more cars… *sigh*
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La Hojilla Remake! Much more fun to watch! (For those who understand English)
Keep it up Mario!
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Did he really call that elderly man a “carajo” on national TV? Or am I going insane?
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He’s not on national TV, he was taken out of VTV when the audio of him insulting Diosdado surfaced. He’s now doing his show on the internet from his home TV studio.
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Oh, I see. Thanks for the answer.
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What is up with all the Hiatal hernias with these people? They can’t even speak. If by chance the government is deposed, please don’t make this guy “Ministro del Transporte”.
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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery–Winston Churchill
21st Century Socialism is a philosophy of theft, the creed of hatred, and the gospel of undoing sovereignty, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of corruption–A casual observer
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That was one for the ages. Classic.
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whos going to get rid of this troll?
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Forget about the guarimbas, I want that Carolina Herrera prison jumpsuit.
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La Cajlota.
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So, we make fun of an old guy who forgot his Haldol dose this morning (tragic and funny, yeah), meanwhile, in Hugoslavia, Nicolás pitches us this strike: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UK-z6flyrjk
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WOW, I just got the image of Diosdado driving a Monster Truck over all those cars.
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GNB did that in Chacao with their “Tanquetas”
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“Que vaina tan buena”
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Mental health is a tragically serious matter. Does Alonso not have friends and family who care and try to get him the help he needs?
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Pure genious. This man should lead the Opposition.
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Digan dónde vive o duerme Maduro pues!!!
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I read the book “Confessions of an economic hitman” by John Perkins. It is based on his personal experience as an “Economic Hitman” working for a US Consulting firm. His job was to convince Foreign Countries about the viability of certain projects like a power plant or re-building a bridge or a natural disaster stricken area. The data used to support it was all fictitious promising an extraordinary ROI. Then through bribes he made sure the project got approved, financed and awarded only to US contractors at 10x the lowest bid.
I am convinced that Nicolas Maduro is an Economic Hitman working for the US government. He is successfully destroying Venezuela and accusing the US of being behind a plot to oust him. He is using blame reversal tactics all the time but is also distracting everybody from seeing his ulterior motives: those of an economic hitman. He will destroy Venezuela and maybe provoke economic sanctions but he will not fight back, he will just surrender and will “stay active but under the political radar” because he will be compensated and years later because Venezuelans have short memory (remember CAP) he will be back in power supported by the US or Europe again.
Those of you who think Cuba is behind everything just need to sit over a café cortado with a Cuban friend and realize that they are not Smarter than any average Latin American citizen.
Just a theory, I have no proof whatsoever.
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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard.
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Wow. Just… wow.
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Cooking on a finances is really critical to numerous people in present-day economic local climate.
When I obtained up in the morning, the again of my hair was gentle, and the French
twist was down. ” As beforehand noted, the album is a collection of go over tunes and is scheduled for release in the U.
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